Happy Birthday, Crabill!
Here is a birthday haiku for Crabill:
Crabill is my friend.
As he gets older he loves
To eat more bacon!
XOX,
The Commordore
Now fix the graphics so we can see them!
Crabill is my friend.
As he gets older he loves
To eat more bacon!
XOX,
The Commordore
Now fix the graphics so we can see them!
posted by J. Randall Hicks at 2/27/2006 08:51:00 AM
11 Comments:
Randy is funny
and though his poems don't rhyme
he's older than me
Come be a part of
Sodalitas Macula.
You know you want to.
I don't know Crabill
But I am not sure Yahweh
Likes him to eat pig
Commodore, Captain
A dirty, rotten friar
Loves medieval porn
World Domination
Is what I crave. So get the
Hell outta my way
Yikes! I have been out-haikued!
I'll get you for this, Sarah!
My friend Beatrice
Can taste her own toe-nail paint.
A "crooked necked bitch".
Chiropractors are
Humorless doc wanna-bes
Who can't be cracked up.
Benedick tries hard
To show his love for Trixie.
Should I call the cops?
does haiku have to
make sense or can it just be
purple turkey nuts?
randy is friar
sarah (nice to meet) is Bea..
I am a viewer
the bard, a linguist.
randy, a cunning linguist?
the prez, not so much!
Crabill,
That last Haiku --- genius!
Commodore
Beaten, bested. Damn!
"I'll get you next time, Gadget."
(Slam my metal fist)
Arkivisto, Hi.
Prez's verbal skills are great:
"Nuke-u-lar"?!?! Awesome.
Benny likes it rough.
Beatrice, though, not so much.
Randy, call the cops.
My old boss (Amber)
And George W. Bush share
That "Nuke-u-lar" thing.
Beatrice gets to
Go rehearse her scenes tonight.
I guess I'll be "LOST"
Haikus make the world
Go round. Jason and Sarah
Have made some good ones.
This one drives me nuts!
The new me, at my old job
says "FUH-strate-ing". Ughhh!
inspector gadget.
that reference was nice to see.
go-go gadget shoes!
on Randy, and cheese...
roquefort reminds me of him..
it's stinky and bleu.
Jason is like swiss.
When not dreaming of ham he's
"Holier than thou"
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