Help! I need intervention ... to keep from becoming one of these people.

I have this problem ... some people find comfort in a bottle. Others are addicted to sex. I get a real sense of pleasure from this:

http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/home.htm

It started innocently enough from last night's rehearsal ... but my passion has grown. I am wearing sandals and sox in the shower ... in bed ... and even in my cubical! Bill, help me! Tell me where I can buy man-clogs so I can recover from this shame!